wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

gamzee-makara:

My dream is to be so rich that I can buy all my friends everything they’ve ever wanted I really like spending money on people

maki-ahegao:

Nah but, who invented thigh highs, because they deserve a nobel prize.

how to get a boyfriend

neptunain:

put peanut butter on a pinecone and roll it in bird seed. hang it up outside. wait.

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